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It’s 31 ounces of Starbucks cold thirst-quenching goodness! But what a dorky name. I don’t like the name “Trenta” because it’s too trendy sounding. This is a test-size currently being tested by Starbucks in the Phoenix, Arizona area. This is definitely not the first time Starbucks has experimented with a size larger than the “Venti”. The last round of super-sized testing was in 2008 with the “Double Grande” size. (16 ounces x 2 = 32ounces). I have previously blogged about it here:
So who here wants to see the Trenta size come to a Starbucks near you? In all honesty, I think it is terrible for the brand image because it associates Starbucks too closely to the idea of “Super Size Me” or “Super Big Gulp”. In fact, I’m sure on a hot summer day, I could really drink 31 ounces of a Tea Lemonade, but the idea of a 32 ounce Frappuccino makes my skin crawl. As it stands right now, I never order a size larger than a tall for a Frappuccino because that is all I can drink. Nor can I imagine what the price point is for this beverage. Exactly how much does a Trenta Passion Tea Lemonade cost? That’s a lot of beverage.
So let’s work together and come up with a fine name to tame this beastly size. Here are a few of my wild ideas – Tell me if you like any of them:
- Double Grande (previous test size name)
- Triginta (Latin for 30)
- Sirenta (The Siren’s size)
- Trente (sounds only slightly better – French for 30)
- Pequod (hahahah – Moby Dick’s ship)
- Welle (pronounced Vella – It’s the German word for “wave”. Doesn’t really fit with the Italian themed sizing but sounds intriguing).
- Onda (Latin for “wave” – I actually kind of like this a little)
- Wave (well, one can kind of drown in that big of a drink).
- Corsa (Italian, run, race)
- Corso (flow, stream, tide in Italian)
- Sonata (I like this one, but too bad it’s already taken for a car. Beethoven wrote 32 piano sonatas, and the number 32 comes up oddly in music often. I think that Beethoven wrote 32 variations in C Minor, and I think Bach wrote 32 Goldberg Variations. I don’t know why but it seems like the number 32 comes up often in music.)
- Forte (Another music inspired idea – Meaning robust, or strong. I love this idea too but think this is also a car already. Though it still sounds good. I’ll order a “forte” Passion Tea Lemonade.)
Those are all the ideas I can come up with! Maybe trendy Trenta isn’t so bad after all.